the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
evVERY TIME SOMEONe FOLLOWS ME I JUSt imagine them like
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
"Xena, that arm’s dislocated."
"Oh… yeah. *slams her shoulder into a wall* …All better now."
omg Xena manages to be a fucking badass and FUCKING RIDICULOUS at the same time I JUST CANNOT
The Winter Soldier with a (big) Captain America Bear.
This scene was perfect
That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.
My thoughts during this scene at the movies went from “stop touching him you’re making me ship it” to “FUCKING CHRIST I NEED A MEDIC” and the guy behind me shouted “HELL YEAH. MY BOY DOUBLE O’!” and I jumped a little
Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.
I love how Steve says this, his tone I mean.
It’s not a confession pulled out of him. It’s not him revealing a secret. No, it’s him just stating a fact.
The sky is blue.
Grass is green.
The earth revolves around the sun.
Even when I had nothing I had Bucky.
His relationship with Bucky, it’s part of his base code, his DNA, the core of his existence, and nothing has or ever will change that.
Steve Rogers has blonde hair, blue eyes, and even when he had nothing he had Bucky.